Wonders and Ponders

So, from his birth on June 3rd, 2007, this is what the Twanmeister has, um, accomplished.

Number of times jumped off second story balcony: 2

Number of times jumped in full bath: 1

Number of times jumped in full shower: 2

Number of times napped in sink with water running: 4

Number of times played with burning candle: 3

Number of times picked fight with neighbor cat only to need rescuing: 15

Number of times neighbor hood cat has cornered him: 7

Number of still visible scratches from him: 5

Number of window screens destroyed: 3

Number of times my hair has been violently attacked: 6

Number of times my feet/legs have been violently attacked: countless

Number of times my lips have been violently attacked: 2

Number of times Christmas tree was knocked over: 2

Number of ornaments broken: 18

Number of garlands destroyed: 1

Number of times stuck in pantry: 2

Number of times voluntarily asleep in pantry: 5

Number of times stuck in between the wall space and cabinet: 6

Number of times stuck under sink: 2

Number of times a roach was brought to me: 2

Number of times attacked while owner was dustmopping: 5

Number of phone chargers destroyed: 1

Number of Laptop charger holders destroyed: 1

Number of hairties/clips lost: over 100

Number of homework assignments eaten: 3

Number of guests attacked: 15

Good lord…this is one cat!! And I want to have kids one day!! Anyway, here’s the little Hellian below.